Marie-Anne Chazel
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Marie-Anne Chazel is so much more than just your average casting central French actress. This cute, liberated, and intellectual babe started writing screenplays shortly after her debut on the French cinematic scene in the mid-1970s; one of her more notable works is 1994’s Revenge of a Blonde, which she also starred in. Given that Marie-Anne herself is a blonde, perhaps it would be best if you avoided insulting the belle femme, and just stuck to admiring her on the screen, especially in her skinematic debut as Aline in the film Les babs Cool (1981), which also starred her then husband, Christian Clavier. You can also worship her bare breasts as the astronaut Béatrice in Tranches de vie (1985), again as Martine Vasseur in La vie dissolue de Gérard Floque (1987), and as Gigi in Les bronzes 3 – amis pour la vie, aka French Fried Vacation 3: Friends Forever, in 2006, when she was 55-years old—still looking damn fine, Mr. Skin might add (and not just because of that whole scary revenge thing). In total, Marie-Anne has over 40 feature film and over 60 series credits that span almost five decades of work. Although she’s yet to appear on the American side of the Atlantic, Marie-Anne’s star power in her native France and throughout Europe is unquestionable; she’s starred in such notable fare as Gigi in French Fried Vacation (1978) and French Fried Vacation 2 (1979), as well as her naked turn in French Fried Vacation 3; as Josette in Santa Claus Is a Stinker (1982); Ginette in The Visitors(1993) and The Visitors II: The Corridors of Time (1998); Nathalie in The Well Digger’s Daughter (2011); Colette in One Role for Two (2019); and Nicoletta in Christmas on all Floors (2021). See? Mr. Skin was very nice. No revenge necessary!